domingo, 17 de mayo de 2009

bachelorette parties 101

So, bachelorette parties are a way of having fun with your girlfriends and family, is that special moment for the 'bride to be' where she can enjoy her last moments as a single woman.


But yesterday I went to the most BORING bachelorette party (and I haven't been to many), but this was extreme boring, it looked more like a morning breakfast with friends than an actual bachelorette party.


I've gathered some information about bachelorette parties, games and ideas so that you don't have to go through what I just went yesterday...

Here we go


TIP #1
Where are you having your party.
Please, don't! Under any circumstance have a bachelorette party in a public place... like a nice garden of an hotel, or a park (unless it is YOUR park and no one else sees it except you). You don't want external people having an amazing time seeing what's going on, you won't feel comfortable, you'll just feel embarassed and that's not the point of the party, it's just to let go and have some fun. So I would recommend some place like a house, party salon, or someplace like that. More private, petit comité.


TIP #2
Decorating.
It is important you decorate the area where you are having the party.
There are centerpieces.Party hatsTable cloth
Candles, shot glass, straws, etc.













TIP #3
Games.
There are loads of fun games you can play at bachelorette parties, for example.
Pin the macho on the man, Toss game, Scavenger hunt...


Where to buy them? Well, go to your nearest sex shop and look for all these games, party favours and decorating items. Or you may even come up with your own games! I'm sure there is some imagination left in that little head.

Tip #4
Stripper.
Ok, this one is not completely necessary, but I do guarantee laughs!
Look in your local newspaper, the internet, or as my father said "The stripper directory" (no, there isn't one!) But look for it! Sometimes when you even hire the stripper, he is the one that takes the games to play and is the party entertainer. I'm sure there must be one in your city.

Tip #5
Have cameras and video in hand.
I'm sure this day the "soon to be bride" would love to remember with her friends. Besides the actual wedding, of course!

And NEVER!

NEVER! Give away cupcakes as a party favor and have heart corsages to your guests. It looks more like a baby shower or even a kid's party than an actual bachelorette party.

Believe me, it happens...

viernes, 15 de mayo de 2009

movie script...

Ok, so I just came up with an amazing idea for a new movie!
It's like a mix between "The Uninvited" and "Obsessed".

For those of you who haven't watched "The Uninvited" here goes a little review...
Base on a korean horror film, Anna (Emily Browning) returns home after spending time in a psychiatric facility following her mothers tragic death and discovers that her mothers former nurse, Rachel (Elizabeth Banks), has moved into their house and become engaged to her father, Steven (David Strathairn). Soon after she learns this shocking news, Anna is visited by her mother's ghost, who warns her that Rachel has evil intentions. Together, Anna and her sister (Arielle Kebbel) must convince their father that his new fiancée is not who she pretends to be, and what should have been a happy family reunion becomes a lethal battle of wills between stepdaughters and stepmother.


Pretty scary!

And "Obsessed"

Derek Charles (Idris Elba), a successful asset manager who has just received a huge promotion, is blissfully happy in his career and in his marriage to the beautiful Sharon (Beyoncé Knowles). But when Lisa (Ali Larter), a temp worker, starts stalking Derek, all the things he's worked so hard for are placed in jeopardy.
Terror!


Ok, so my idea for the story goes like this.
A very succesful and important lawyer that works for the government suffers the terrible loss of his wife in an helicopter accident. He has a son and a daughter, she is recently in college and his son just finished law school. They all have to find the best way to go on with life and remain together as a family.
Few months have gone by and suddenly one of his son's ex teachers from law school appears and tries to get involved with this lawyer's children. But it isn't until his daughter starts realizing that this women (the ex teacher) starts calling her dad every single second and "misteriously" finds her everywhere they go. Even on vacations. That's when the whole trama starts!
Because now everyone realizes that she is just there trying to take advantage of the poor man who just lost his wife, first of all by trying to be part of his children's life by playing "pretend mommy". But this man's daughter is really intelligent and tries to do anything to keep her away from her dad. Since she finds out that this woman is almost bankrupt and has no money and she is trying to hang on to someone as powerful to keep her standing still and in a good economic position.
So now they must try and...
Get rid of the fu**ing bitch!
That's only some part of my movie, but I'm betting it will be a success! I'm still trying to come up with the ending, I'm thinking of something like social destruction... sounds nice, pretty nice! Since death is just too over the top and dramatic...
Yeah! She's going DOWN!
But hey, any similarity to real life... it's just mere coincidence! ;) hihihi

jueves, 14 de mayo de 2009

the worry

Thank you Peru!
Thank you so much!
Because two weeks ago when you decided to cancel all flights that came and went to Mexico I was really worried.
I could barely sleep thinking of that, and when I slept I had nightmares!
Nightmares of an airport without flights to Peru!
But now, thank you for taking us back!
I can be happy now!

yipeeeeeeee!

¬¬

lunes, 11 de mayo de 2009

on tv

Ok, so let's just forget that he is rich-sexy-bad-boy Chuck Bass on Gossip Girl...



If he came up to me like that while being on the beach... I would definitely run away...
And FAST!

domingo, 10 de mayo de 2009

mother's day


Love making jokes on mother's day...
she laughed...
and then I recieved a slap on my arm in response
I love my mom!

sábado, 9 de mayo de 2009

in the moment...

Ana M.

Relationship Status: Single ... [posted May 6 @ 11:20pm]

Status: Ana M. says... "It's almost MY BIRTHDAY, not everything can be that bad..." [posted May 6 @ 11:23pm]

Alexa R. comments on status: "Of course nothing can be bad, it's about to be YOUR day, the rest are things that are truly not at all important, just be happy" [posted May 6 @ 11:25pm]

Ramon R. comments on status: "Alexa is right they're just things that are not important, you're gonna have a great day" [posted May 7 @ 7:04 am]

Alexa R. comments on status: " Fuck you :) " [posted May 7 @ 9:10 am]


Making things short...
Ana - my cousin
Ramon - my cousin's ex-boyfriend

Oooh viva facebook... where no privacy exists at all...!

And as you can see, I simply love my cousin's ex.............. NOT!

jueves, 7 de mayo de 2009

Swine Flu...

Now with the swine flu problem we were advised to stay home for the past week, that means no classes throughout the whole country. So I was damned by staying home and poked my eyes out of boredom while this flu was being controlled...


So one of those days I recieved a call from my cousin Ana (a.k.a "Colucci") - you'll later get why...


--(I aint freakin' I aint fakin' this, I aint freakin' I aint fakin' thin I aint freakin' I aint fakin' this, shut up and let me go, HEY! tu tu tu tururu tu tu tutururu) yes, that's my ringtone...

Me: ptt: Hey you! What's up?

Ana: ptt: Nothing I'm on my way home, where are you?

Me: ptt: I'm home, where were you at?

Ana: ptt: I went to buy some stuff, let's go out!

Me: ptt: Out? Are you nuts, don't you see this swine flu is really serious business?

Ana: ptt: Oh! But don't worry, those kind of diseases don't happen around our social circles...

Me: ¬¬ ptt: Oh, yeah! ¬¬ That's really comforting, I'm glad I don't belong to THOSE OTHER social cirles that get swine flu ¬¬



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Swine Flu? Eeeew! Not around MY social circle...